My life has been incomplete without them

Texto super divertido, com o qual me identifiquei bastante! Eu já estava com saudades de uma pitadinha de humor por aqui. "My town isn’t really a plastic, heart-shaped-shoe kinda place" HAHA! E esse dourado da LD é lindo demais!

I know, I know...

When I ordered the peach version of these shoes almost a year ago, I sent them back because [I] didn’t like the colour and I didn’t like the fit. I knew it was the right decision, but at the same time, I never really got those Lady Dragons out of my head. Every time I spotted someone wearing them (on the Internet, natch: my town isn’t really a plastic, heart-shaped-shoe kinda place), or saw them for sale, I’d feel a little pang of regret that they weren’t mine, so when I found them in Saks on the second-last day of my vacation, on sale, in a size that fit me perfectly (a European size 36, as it turns out, which is a full size smaller than I’d usually wear, but these do seem to come up large), and in a gold and red combo that I liked much better than the ill-fated peach shoes... well, it would’ve been rude not to just buy them, wouldn’t it?

OK, so maybe not. But I’d definitely have regretted it, because I put them on as soon as they were legally mine, and discovered that my life has been incomplete without a pair of gold plastic shoes with gigantic hearts on the front. I mean, WHO KNEW? (...)

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