Jogo dos 7 erros

Vocês seriam capazes de indicar os 7 erros do parágrafo abaixo? O modelo em questão é a Ultragirl Leopard.

I simply adore Melissa shoes and flip flops. Melissa is an incredibly eco-friendly Brazilian shoe company and this year they have numerous styles that will have your mouth watering. The great thing about Melissa’s is that every single style I’ve tried is ridiculously comfortable, and they’re priced reasonably. They are made of silicone, so most of the styles are machine washable! Get your feet into summer by snatching up a pair of Melissa’s now! The Melissa Meia (Faux Leopard) (...), is exclusive to Kaight Shoes, where you can find all the Melissa styles too.

Tá, tá, eu fui má, não são 7 erros, são 6. Mas vocês acharam todos? Vejam a resposta abaixo:

1) "every single style I’ve tried is ridiculously comfortable" => Em que planeta?
2) "they’re priced reasonably" => Hã?
3) "They are made of silicone" => Si-li-co-ne?
4) "most of the styles are machine washable" => Quem lava Melissa na máquina?
5) "is exclusive to Kaight Shoes" => Tem também na Epaulet, na Tobi e na Akira Chicago, só para citar alguns exemplos
6) "where you can find all the Melissa styles" => Na Kaight? Nem de longe!

Santa competência, Batman! Conseguir escrever tanta coisa errada em tão poucas palavras merece crédito, né não?

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